color palette:

Never steal anyone else’s career, want your own. everything’s for a reason.

girls-youvegotanotherone:

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: INDIA

India’s Academy of Sorcery boasts an impressive display of flashy colours, from enchanted saris that shift colours sporadically throughout the day, to the lavishly painted exterior of the academy which is situated in a nondescript location along Ganges River. Due to the frightening rate at which the school’s ancient mango tree (jokingly nicknamed “Mammoth Mango Machine”) produces mangoes, students have to endure the perpetually evolving art of mango cuisine at least five days a week. Every year, to the students’ great enjoyment, classes are halted for Diwali to make time for various competitions that take place: firework flourishes and charms for upper-year students (bonus points if it doesn’t set any part of the school on fire), and lantern designing for lower-year students (use of animals, alive or dead, is forbidden).

arrogantbullyingtoerag:

"What they’re saying," she pressed on, "is that last night Voldemort turned up in Godric’s Hollow. He went to find the Potters. The rumor is that Lily and James Potter are — are — that they’re — dead."

Dumbledore bowed his head. Professor McGonagall gasped.

"Lily and James… I can’t believe it… I didn’t want to believe it… Oh, Albus…"

bunny eating rasberries

I’ll protect you now. I know I wasn’t always around, but I’m here now. Nothing bad is going to happen to you.

phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

There’s something weird about that Lupin. Where does he keep going? 

favourite female villains: katherine pierce (the vampire diaries)

'I impersonated a teenager to get my ex boyfriends make out with me. Staged a fight to trigger my lover's werewolf curse. Ooh, and I chopped off this douchey guy's fingers once, that was cool.'

10 years ago Rachel got off the plane for this man

reservoir-fantasy:

#i am goyle

My wife was like, “Please don’t cry right now. In this restaurant. Because you’re eating a burger.” And I was like, [broken sob] “But this is so delicious!”

battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD