girls-youvegotanotherone:

battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

troiansy:

#I feel like this is also how gaius does medicine

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner

cinematicnomad:

crazyassmurdererwall:

scottthepilgrim:

what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait

 (via tickatocka)

   (via crazyassmurdererwall)

reicenbach:

the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

   

hipsterinatardis:

electricalice:

mrsbeefheart:

I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING

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or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant

I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation

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and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange. 

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"mary i know ur only half a virgin"
"fuck off gabriel"


peter:my name's peter quill, but you might know me by another name
korath:what?
peter:*whips on sunglasses* bert macklin, fbi

schmalerie:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

theofficiallnb

wewerenotthefirst:

dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’

nayx:

is there a pizzeria called “another one bites the crust” yet and if there isnt then why not

jadefinitelyfelt:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

I JUST SRARTED CHOSCKING