BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY
but what if instead of getting drunk we all got sober like what if we were all constantly drunk and then on the weekends we get sober at night and have tea and intelligent conversations and then the next morning we’d wake up drunk again like “man i was so sober last night i think i figured out a cure for cancer”
I just saw a “Renly’s Beard Appreciation Post” and to my great disappointment it was not eight different gifs of Margaery Tyrell
i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how much the universe tries to shake him off he will always be there but she didn’t understand until i showed her this gif
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Maybe if I cry long enough all of my responsibilities will feel bad and leave me alone.
CRYING DYING SCREAMING OMG
have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps
This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil.
I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.
a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”
mosquitos are the only thing attracted to me and even then they only want me for my body
bless jesus for yahoo
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check